Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
dash is named dash because he runs really fast
violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye
so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power
jack of all trades because he has so many powers
maybe the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit
- person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
- me: nope
- person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
- me: i'm not
no you can’t have it back stop asking
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor